Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, ‘Whoa, I’m so cool.’
I think I’d like to be the Evil Queen. She’s got these crazy outfits, and I think it’d be fun to wear— to wear those outfits
when you’re so thirsty for new fic of your OTP that you can physically feel your standards dropping
"We are survivors of Oceanic Flight 815. We have survived on this island for 80 days. We were six hours into the flight when the pilot said we were off course and turned back toward Fiji. We hit turbulence and crashed. We’ve been waiting here all this time-waiting for rescue that has not come. We do not know where we are. We only know you have not found us. We’ve done our best to live on this island. Some of us have come to accept we may never leave it. Not all of us have survived since the crash. But there is new life, too, and with it, there is hope. We are alive. Please don’t give up on us."
My future headcanon for Westley is that he didn't sign up for Emma taking his spot in bed. It was fine when she was just spending the night sometimes but now that they all live together it has become an issue. Tired of squeezing in he starts sleeping with Henry at night to make Killian jealous.
A/N: Almost finished a BN update, but didn’t quite make it in my timeframe :/
It wasn’t like he was purposefully trying to knock her from the bed, heavens no (though his wagging tail might indicate otherwise). It’s a small bed for two humans plus him, and the way he figures, Killian’s been his human longer so the Swan woman is just going to have to find her own den (he’s a fair Alpha, after all).
You can imagine his surprise we he not only starts finding himself on the floor (the nerve!), but some nights they even lock him out! From his room! Hmph. He’s not bitter, so much as frustrated, but he imagines that Killian will come around and eventually give her her own bed (she can’t be as much fun as him anyway, or as warm, plus she snores!).
But the days turn into weeks and the weeks turn into months and he gets dressed for some kind of a party at the shore, with a little bowtie that matches Henry and Killian, watching Henry escort Emma down an aisle in a white dress (completely different from the one he’d accidentally chewed up when she’d left it on his bed — oops) as he sat beside Killian, and then Emma and Henry never left again.
Not that he didn’t like Emma and Henry, of course not, he’d personally chosen them for his pack (and Henry always sneaks him leftovers from his plate, bless his heart), but Emma’s still sleeping in his and Killian’s bed. It wasn’t so bad when she was just occasionally sleeping over (sometimes with Henry and he could have playdates with the little human), but now that it seems to be a more permanent thing, it’s quickly escalated into an issue.
Even his attempts at making Killian jealous by sleeping in Henry’s bed and spending more time playing with the little human have gone unnoticed and haven’t been well-received. In fact, they all smile about it like it’s the cutest thing in the world. Pfft. (He’s not lashing out, but if he sometimes forgets to use the restroom outside, or if he only chews on one shoe from five pairs of Swan’s shoes, or he hides her car keys, or muscles his way back into his bed, well, that’s just the way it is.)
Eventually he forgives them when they bring home the baby human. She’s sweet and soft and she smells like cookies too. He calls her Buttercup, and they call her Eva, but she seems to understand both which is just fine by him, just fine indeed.
The Walking Dead: greene sisters or
dixon brothers| request by absolutelysweetmarie